Soonyoung [parking car]: Can you guys get a table?
Junhui, Minghao & Chan: Alright.
*Moments later*
Chan [sprinting out restaurant, carrying table]: START THE CAR!
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Seungcheol: If a coral gets stressed, it dies. So if I were coral, I’d be dead.
Jeonghan: What does coral even get stressed about anyway?
Joshua: Current events.
Jeonghan: Get out.
Jihoon: Am I in hell?
Jeonghan: No, Jihoon. If you were in hell, you’d be on a throne and the devil would be packing
Jeonghan: I mean, small animals are way more vicious. It’s because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.
Joshua: That’s ridiculous. Give me one example of this.
Jeonghan: Spiders.
DK: Wasps.
Seungkwan: Woozi.
*in a holding cell at a police station*
Vernon: Don’t say a word.
Seungkwan:
Seungkwan:
Seungkwan: Fergulous.
Vernon: Seungkwan, I said no words.
Seungkwan: Oh, I see how it works- 2 weeks ago, we’re playing scrabble, it’s not a word. Now, suddenly it IS a word, because it’s convenient for you!
Mingyu: If you kill someone in the living room is it still ok to call it the living room?
Minghao: No. Now go to sleep
Mingyu: Who delivers the mailman’s mail?
Minghao: I love you and all but go to sleep, please
Mingyu: …
Minghao:
Mingyu: But if a kid is bad and wants coal what does Santa do?
Minghao: I swear to God, if I didn’t love you I’d kill you.
Prompts
1. “Can I have your sweater?”
2. “I guess I can’t say no right?”
3. “I love you so much it hurts.”
4. “You have to decide.”
5. “Dont leave me.”
6. “I need you here right by my side.”
7. “I won’t be able to live without you.”
8. “Why are you like this?”
9. “What? Nope. Definitely never said that.”
10. “Haha. no.”
11. “Guess what? I’m gonna leave now.”
12. “You know what you did.”
13. “I’m the person that has to deal with your shit now.”
14. “I can’t keep it a secret anymore.”
15. “Nobody will ever love you as much as I do.”
16. “Stop complaining. Thanks.”
17. “Keep your mouth shut!”
18. “I"m not even talking to YOU.”
20. “I should go now.”
21. “No. You shouldn’t.”
23. “I will love you no matter what you are going to say to me right now. I still WILL love you.”
24. “Not here and not right now.”
25. “Shh. Be quiet or somebody’s going to hear us.”
26. “Your pain is my pleasure.”
27. “Being the sadistic asshole is my job.”
28. “Why do you keep trying?”
29. “I’ll stay here no matter what.”
30. “You could call me at 3am and still I would be there for you.”
31. “I’m tired. Please let me sleep.”
32. “Can you stop interrupting me for one fucking second.”
33. “I would do anything for you.”
34. “Keep calm. I’ll handle things.”
35. “Are you cold?”
36. “I’m probably going to die, because it’s so damn cold.”
37. “Take it.”
38. “No I dont want to.”
39. “If you’re not going to take this damn jacket, I’ll get angry. For sure.”
40. “Wanna come over?”
41. “Maybe. Maybe not.”
42. “If he/she/they doesn’t want you, it would be a pleasure of mine to take you.
43. "Take me.”
44. “I’m about to do something really stupid.”
45. “Do me. I’m stupid.”
46. “Hell yes.”
47. “Should we keep going or do you want to stop?”
48. “Why would I want to stop?”
49. “You’re the best thing that ever happened to me.”
50. “I’m incomplete without you.”
51. “My horoscope’s saying that we would be great together.”
52. “Don’t you dare to stop now.”
53. “It’s getting hot in here.”
54. “Probably because of me.”
55. “You’re not going to say "bless you”?“
56. "No need to you’ve already been blessed because I’m here.”
57. “You did what?”
58. “Not gonna happen. Not in this galaxy.”
59. “I would fuck you, if you want me to.”
60. “I’m your first? Wow that’s kinda exiting.”